the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power of minding your own business

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Lactokinesis

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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the power to see through water.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!