power to fly...backwards.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!