The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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power to fly...backwards.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to smell poo...

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to write a country song

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!