- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

spontaneous ejaculation

the power to control your own body movements

The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

The power to fly when you fart

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

the power to do one push-up

you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

The ability to only fart in public

The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

The power to take away powers but only your own.

the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

the power to die if you think

The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

The power to mind control inanimate objects.

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

The power to give your wife rights

The power to start time only when it's on.

Pointless Super Powers