- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

The power to say something only when you have a mouth

The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

The power to waste time reading this.

To pee standing up.

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

the power to be really itchy.

The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The Power to lose a fight before it begins

The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

The power to see through thin air

The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

The power to repel women.

Pointless Super Powers