The ability to see through invisibility.

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the power to go on this website

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to change your emotions at will

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to cry acid tears

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to live until you die.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!