- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to clean

The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

The ability to not talk.

the power to get blood clots

The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

The power to speak braille

To pee standing up.

The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

The power to communicate with dandelions.

the power to be permanently unconfortable.

The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

The power to read minds, but only your own.

The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

The power to turn gold into lead.

the power to fart every time you blink

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

The ability to smell shit from miles away.

The power to turn food into shit.

the ability to die without any control

The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

Pointless Super Powers