The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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Liam Brudenell

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!