The power to eat multiple things at a time

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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Stop clapping

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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To call me maybe

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!