The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to grow new teeth.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!