The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to like this power

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!