The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to slip on anything.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to see into the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!