The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!