the power to move something right next to you

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!