The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!