The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!