- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

the power to control your own body movements

The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

the power to do one push-up

you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

The power to take away powers but only your own.

the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

The power to cook bad meals.

The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

The power to smell poo...

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

the power to die if you think

The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

Pointless Super Powers