The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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ikawlhan forever

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to shit dirt!

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to transform into yourself

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!