the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the power to read something without looking at it

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!