The power to die.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power of minding your own business

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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the power to see through water.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!