The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power of minding your own business

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!