The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to clean

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The ability to not talk.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!