- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make you teeth yellower

the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

The power to become invincible when you're dead

The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

The ability to clean

The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

The power to say something only when you have a mouth

The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

The ability to not talk.

The ability to only fart in public

The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

The power to speak braille

The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

The power life like a hermit.

the power to in power your self

the power to be really itchy.

The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

Pointless Super Powers