The power to shut the fuck up.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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the power to see through water.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!