The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!