The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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the power to say i can bend you

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to like any show

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Being Aquaman

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the power to die if you think

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!