the power to read something without looking at it

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!