The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to die.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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Taekwondo

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to have bad luck!

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to not see ads

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!