The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to like any show

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!