The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to like any show

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Being Aquaman

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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the power to die if you think

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to die.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!