The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to lose the remote.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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the power to vote

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!