The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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Taekwondo

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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the power to see through water.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!