The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to not see ads

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!