the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The Power to Combust

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The ability to lactate air.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!