The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the super power to remove your super power

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability to lactate air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!