the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to lose the remote.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!