Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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Grass eating

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the power to turn wine into water

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power to be an alcohoic

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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A healing punch

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!