The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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Immunity to medication

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!