The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to remove the power within.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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the power to always hug people

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!