the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to get really mad.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!