Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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the power to see through glass

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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Grass eating

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!