The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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Grass eating

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the power to turn wine into water

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the ability to see into the past

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!