The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to go blind at will.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!