The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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See through invisible people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!