THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to like any show

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Being Aquaman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!