The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ???od ???

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!