The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

The power to listen to justin beiber

The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

The power to turn load noises into cake

the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

the power to eat only one lays potato chip

the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

The power to sleep through a dream.

The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

The power to shit dirt!

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

The power to sleep if your not awake

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

The power to get AIDS.

The power to kick a kid in the balls.

The power to shut the fuck up.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!