The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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the power to fly for a second

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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Taekwondo

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!