the power to fail

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to die.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!