The power to see concrete yellow

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The ability to smell colors.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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the power to fail

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!