THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!